Miserable things since last entry: 3
Treats given: 1 (I may have stolen it, but I'll count it anyway)
It might rain. I have half an inch ground clearance. That means my delicate paws will most certainly spray my tender underbelly with dirty rain water. Sacre bleu!!!! Huh, those French lessons may be paying off. Pilates was still a waste of time.
Must shake the bejeezus out of a toy now in my attempt to scare Fill In Nanny Person.
Beans A. Wienerdog